Finally, an alternative to Homework

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 06:44:40 GMT

Now this is what I call power. To be compleatly honest It's quarter past one in the morning, noone is online and I heard Bobby, Damian, Sam and Alex talking about this place at the bus stop so I decided to hop on this band wagon and see how far I can go with it. Hopefully it lasts longer than my other internet phases. Let's take a time warp back here... there was Role Playing Wrestling Feds, Net Dragons, Yahoo Games, Ultimate Bet, Newgrounds, Youth Suicide...I really have a poor sence of time management. It may be a problem when your Pool rating is 2000 but your french mark is a 50%. I'm going with this at all.
Infact I don't think this journal has a purpose at all. My humanities teacher was blabbing along today about blogs and how its short fot WEB LOGS. How clever. Apparantly if used correctly these things can hold great ammounts of importance to something or other. I just couldn't get over her thick Irish accent and how she sounds like that stupid band there...the Cranberries. I think she's permantly stuck in that era too. All she keeps on showing us are documentaries about journalism in 1982 talking about watergate. !Let's do the time warp again....!
So yeah, this blog or weblog for you scientific types, is going to serve absoutly no purpose other than to provide me with an outlet for my mindless ramblings. Absoutly nothing in this here journal will be of any importance. So unless you understand the significance of Rasperry Crescent, Fuzzy Handcuffs, The Big Man Wave or have been with at least 3 Cleptomaniacs today (I know my fucking spelling is off, now go steal me a dictionary) then youre better off leaving while you still have a chance.
Now down to buisness, todays happenings can be summed up in 2 words. Duct Tape. Best idea ever. I have discovered a way in which to fabricate clothing from duct tape. Its so fucking awesomme. Ever been in a situation where you've spilled something on your pants, or been to drunk to controll your flow monitor? No problem, duct tape pants are waterproof. Have getting mustard all over your sweater? I know I do, the great mustard spill of last wednsday will never be forgotten. Nothing stains duct tape. It's even fashionable. For examplar, I went to Tim Hourtons tonite to get a coffe and I was stopped by atleast eighteen Polish models wanting to know who de-zined my shiznits.Sorry ladies, duct tape is MY bitch. And talk about comfortable. No seriously go ahead this stuff scratches your neck like shit. Yeah, so keep an eye out for it on the web, I realy wanna start selling this stuff soon. I've finished a shirt and half done a pair of pants in the wonderful grey and can't wait to wear it tommorow.

Yes I actually have an opportunity to wear an outfit made of the sticky silver. That shant be Blogged or Web Logged untill tommorow.

Ring the bell, schools in sucka.

Stone Hydrant

Finally, an alternative to Homework